What is Schmieder?
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To Shmieder: to have a girl on all fours, with her head against the bed board, and to be behind her with the trigger finger on each hand in both orifices...
"yo homie you will never guess what i did last night"
"i had some freaky girl come back to the crib and i was like...bitch im tryina Schmieder you...and she was like whats that?...so i flipped that bitch over and jack hammered her until her head was bleeding"
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2.
an extremely, extraordinary.. sMELLy vagina
damn that schmieder was TERRIBLE!
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