Schmiffy Edit Meaning

1. A government in which we all bow down the magnificent Jeisus. In Jei-land there is a Jeiarchy where we all bring Jei lots of twinkies s..

1. Any type of electronic distraction that occurs while you should be paying attention to something. High risk e-stractions occur while d..

1. one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole I ..