Schmiffy Edit Meaning

1. Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass I got blown last..

1. To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacke..

1. the same as oh my gosh, just said in a funny way. oh my goash! I just pooped myself! See oh, my, goash, gosh, god..