What is Schmitt-faced?
1.
getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
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2.
To become intoxicated on Schmidt Beer,a low cost low quality alcohlolic beverage famous for having images of animals on the can.Also known as Animal Beer.Unfortunately illiterate imbeciles don't know how to spell SCHMIDT
Let's get schmitt-faced,more properly schimdt faced
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Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.
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