Schmitzvah

What is Schmitzvah?

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!

David: I don't want to!

Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

See mitzvah, jew, jewish, commandment, bar mitzvah, bat mitzvah

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