Schmitzy Edit Meaning

1. A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in..

1. The combination of Fucking + Bastard Man you are the biggest FUSTARD! See fucking, bastard, biggest, big, man..

1. When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing m..