What is Schmoking?
1.
to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch
i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake
2.
pronounced schmo-KING
with alot of emphases on the king.
it is a multiple meaning word. the part schmo derives from the word schmuck. Which basically means a dumbass that nobody wants around. King means ruler of. So schmo-KING means king of schmucks. It also has a double meaning as the word schmo-KING looks very similar to smoking.
So schmo-KING means king of schmucks and king of smoking weed. Or king of all schmoking schmucks!
I Juan J. Ybarra am the schmoKING!
See smoking , schmuck , schmoking , weed , dumbass , king , ruler
I Juan J. Ybarra am the schmoKING!
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