Schmoking

What is Schmoking?


1.

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

2.

pronounced schmo-KING

with alot of emphases on the king.

it is a multiple meaning word. the part schmo derives from the word schmuck. Which basically means a dumbass that nobody wants around. King means ruler of. So schmo-KING means king of schmucks. It also has a double meaning as the word schmo-KING looks very similar to smoking.

So schmo-KING means king of schmucks and king of smoking weed. Or king of all schmoking schmucks!

I Juan J. Ybarra am the schmoKING!

See smoking, schmuck, schmoking, weed, dumbass, king, ruler


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