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Being dumber than someone that pushes a broom and cleans toilets for a living.
If you got any stupider you would be dumber than a bunch..
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you love yourself, men, women, animals, and inanimate objects
i walk into a room and fuck myself, my wife, my manwhore, my african elep..
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To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.
John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
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