Schmucktard

What is Schmucktard?

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.

3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

See douche, douchebag, dildo, toolbag, dork

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