What is Schmucky The Cat?
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Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in
Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:
1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
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