What is Schmulie?
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A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
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When a women is giving you a blow job while you are standing up you simply turn around and fart into a lit match, therefor blowing fire ..
