What is Schmulie?
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A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
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The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is..
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To be very drunk
It was only 10, but Mike was already fuck faced.
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To get totally messed up out of your mind!
To be wasted.
God!!..
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When one is happy or elated to be felated. Made happy by the act of fellatio.
Oh my god! Kathy blew me and it has been so long! I'..
