What is Schmulie?
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A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
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A play off of lord of the rings, mostly used when talking to friends online.
Yo dood check out this site, not now negro baggins.
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