What is Schmulie?
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A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
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One motivated by nothing but money (and maybe sex). An otherwise empty vessel that contributes next to nothing to process that he profit..
