What is Schmulie?
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A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't
That babbling kid is a total schmulie!
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2. Limp dick.
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"Dude, I was trying to get it on with Shananiquay, but all I could muster was a..