Urban Beat Off

What is Urban Beat Off?

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?

Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.

Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?

Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

See boston pancake, popsickle, daddy, me

Dresdale

1. a guy who is who is afraid of rapists and ignores really awesome girls who pelvic thrust them in art class but they run away and who doe..

Hungerford

1. A fat ass mother fucker that plays runescape all day That guy is such a hungerford! See fat, geometry, runescape, ass, loser..

Doucheburger

1. variant of douchebag and douchenozzle My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes. See douchebag, douchenozzle, douche, asshat,..

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