Schmutz

What is Schmutz?


1.

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!

You: blech!

2.

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

See shit, stuff, muck, schmear, schlock

3.

A 1930's to present day description of a rather attractive young female. Schmutz is usually used when a male is courting or flirting with the young female.

Coach Malone: Hey Schmutz, how about you make yourself a little more comfortable up in here. Ey ginger?

See schmutz, coach, malone, ginger

4.

The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use

'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!

See gross, phone, ewww, mobile

5.

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg

English, You are very dirty

See german, schmuck, schmo, dirtbag

6.

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

7.

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!


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