What is Schneider Man?
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Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has
His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
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A old austrailian bloke who smears his body in red paint whilst screaming profanities in the dark, with naked babies dying around him.
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