Schneider Man

What is Schneider Man?

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Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomenesspowers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:

> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you

> Making grown men cry

> Touching his concubine in public

> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!

Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!

Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

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