Schnurpulate Edit Meaning

1. This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had foo..

1. 1. A landed Scottish landowner 2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman 1. The laird has many servants to..

1. 1. Needing to go to the toilet. 2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in baske..