Schplort

What is Schplort?

To be incapacitated

I was completely schplort

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1. Kirby on Kirby action. That (>^.^(>o.o)> was really hawt...

Zoo Pie

1. ugly-ass mug "Damn! Get your ol zoo pie outta here - you're scarin' the kids..." See jackamo..

Sneak-a-beat

1. The act of secretly and quickly masturbating whilst your parents are home and/or at the grocery store. "Bye mom, take your time at..

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