What is Schrump?
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A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.
I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
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The name of someone who resembles a turd and acts like a nerd.
It's pretty much common sense.
"Hey look at the nerdy turd ov..
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to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but..
