What is Schrump?
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A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.
I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.
Random Words:
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The act of looking at an item with your orbital cavities and it zapping out of existence in mid-air.
OH MAN, I JUST EZZAPORATED THAT PE..
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phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds.
Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old.
See breastfeed, ..
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a massive loo, for a massive ass to sit on
omg wat a massive toilet over there
See massive, toilet, loo, lou, poo, smelly..
