What is Schrump?
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A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.
I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.
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Something that is both mysterious, yet hysterically funny all at the very same time.
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The best bud you can find, but can take forever to buy because the seller is usually baked
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A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for him..
