Schwastered Edit Meaning

1. The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it. I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park. See tree, shit..

1. Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cumanymore. I heard that girl is a mushroom..

1. Slang truncation for the question "Did you lose?" John: "I played poker with the local folks in South Africa." Mar..