Schwastered Edit Meaning

1. Extremely spicy ejaculate. "After eating Schlongolian for lunch, Tamer shot some turkish tabasco in my eye." See tabasco, sp..

1. To be drunk and high at the same time. Salem- "Jason are you drunk bro?" Jason- "FUCK YEA DUDE, im intoxicated..."..

1. The inability to type without messing up the order of letters. IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot..