What is Schwasty-faced?
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The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
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When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.
I couldnt answer the phone because I was b..