What is Schwasty-faced?
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The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
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The warm feeling a woman gets when she is reminded of a recent sexual encounter, as the residue seminal fluid runs down her inside leg.
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