What is Schweatty Confetti?
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n. When a male is through having sex with a female and he goes to the bathroom to clean up and he "wipes down" with toilet paper but some of it sticks to the semen residue, leaving bits of toilet paper painfully attached to the penis. Removal may be a long and painful process, warm water may be needed.
"Sarah Davenport Noble, can you please help me remove this schweatty confetti from my penis? Thank you."
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