What is Schwemmpes?
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beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.
That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11
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the nett distance travelled
consists of magnitude and direction
5 metres left and 2 metres right returns a distance of 7 metres though..
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A stingy ginger git who once had sex with a poodle
OMG! That ginger bastard is shagging my dog!
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a.i
need i say more stuart
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