What is Schwemmpes?
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beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.
That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11
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