What is Schwemmpes?
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beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.
That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11
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A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.
"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
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What you say someone, either sarcastically or sincerely, to say "thanks," or "you're very kind."
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