What is Science!?
1.
Subtly different from regular, or garden,
Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!
Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.
"B-but that's impossible! It shouldn't work! It can't work! It doesn't make sense!
"Nothing is impossible for SCIENCE!"
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2.
It works, bitches.
SCIENCE! can be: I(f) = ((2hf^3)/(c^2))(1/(((hf)/(e^kT))-1))
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