Science!

What is Science!?

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Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important.

Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!

Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.

"B-but that's impossible! It shouldn't work! It can't work! It doesn't make sense!

"Nothing is impossible for SCIENCE!"

See science, frankenstein

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It works, bitches.

SCIENCE! can be: I(f) = ((2hf^3)/(c^2))(1/(((hf)/(e^kT))-1))

See xkcd, science, cool, awesome
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