Scissor Kill, Bitch

What is Scissor Kill, Bitch?


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The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.

2)Twist.

3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.

4)Bust a nut in the wound.

5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

See scissors, bitch


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