Scoble

What is Scoble?


1.

(v., scobleize, adv.)

To act in a egotistical, longwinded and self centered manner; to fill the air with loads of blustery obfuscation or arrogant belly-button observations; acting like a general ass.

I'm going to go scoble that reporter.

or

He always scobles at our parties, and now nobody wants to come.

See arrogance, egoism, hypocrisy, elitism

2.

California slang meaning "to declare something obvious, and then to announce your own genius in a self-congratulatory tone."

(Etymology: From Fake Steve Jobs, June 8, 2007. Named for Robert Scoble, famous for comments of this nature.)

In June 2007, Robert Cringely <i>scobled it</i> when he said Apple hardware was becoming a media playback platform. He continued, "Remember, you read it here first!"

See pundit, apple, fake, douchebaggery

3.

n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.

Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"

SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."

See blogging, microblogging, social media, popularity, blogger


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