What is Scott Avery?
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Pacific Islander, Filipino descent to be exact. Consists of flabby yellow skin resembling that of an alligator. But that is not the only animal represtened, he has the laugh of a wild cracked out turkey. Eau d' salami is the scent that follows him where ever he goes... coincidence? I think not. Has the personality of sand paper and is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a wall. In case you weren't aware, "we built this city on Scotts forehead!" His younger brother has left a legacy in North Arlington High School but hasn't even attended it. His hobbies consists of intense piano playing, attempting to play basketball at N.A.M.S, growing out his eyebrows, trying to grow facial hair which ultimately looks like pubes glued to his chin and upper lip, he loves watching Rosie O'Donnell show when he has free time on his hands. Speaking of hands, his are drier than Death Valley. His more straightedge than a razor blade and is the Duke of Blumpkins.. (M.W<3)
By the way, a warning out to all those attending Rutgers New Brunswick, Scott Avery will be roaming the asians doorms this coming Fall carrying the "clap".
Example #1: -walks into meat deli-
Person 1: "What's that smell?"
Person 2: "Scott Avery must be here.. smells like raw meat."
Example 2:
"Would you rather rip your finger nails off one by one or hang out with Scott Avery?"
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