Zip Job

What is Zip Job?

1.

a zip job is a hand job through the pants

ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"

See hand job, pants, job, zip, sex

2.

The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.

"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."

See zj, perfect storm, monkey sex, eunuch
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