What is Zip Job?
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a zip job is a hand job through the pants
ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"
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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."
"OMG, are you okay?"
"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
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Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.
Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick...
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When the man holds his cock, and the woman grabs his arm and yanks it for him.
Your mom hands out the best Irish settler!
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