What is Scottish Bagpipes?
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A relatively amazing sexual act in which your partner, whom ever it may be, man or woman--or man-lady in fucked up cases, proceeds to insert your balls in to their mouth and and simultaneously tickle your gooch with the tip of their pinky finger of their right hand and jack you off with the left hand until the point of inevitable ejaculation.
Damn that bitch i met last night was an expert at the Scottish Bagpipes!
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a hooker from germany
the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit
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The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.
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A way to tell someone that something's wrong, even if they don't know about it. Taken from season 5, episode 2 of Gilmore Girl..
