What is Scottish Egg?
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The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.
"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
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a Security Officer's habitual practice of failing to respond to situations and passing them off to his relief
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