Scottish Egg

What is Scottish Egg?

The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.

"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"

"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"

See scottish, egg, breasts, tartan, kilt

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