What is Scottish Egg?
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The act of striking a woman's breasts with a wicker basket in order to produce a tartan pattern, as on a Scottish kilt.
"honey, if you don't shut that god damned mouth, I am going to give you a few Scottish eggs!"
"I met this girl last night who begged me to give her a Scottish egg!"
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inserting a thumb in the womans vagina and finger in her ass at the same time then proceeding to snap the inserted finger and thumb
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1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.
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