Scottish Lobster

What is Scottish Lobster?

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

See fisting, fingering

Umad

1. a filthy, lying, deceitful little bastard with a bad attitude, a mouth like a sewer and a cock which refuses to rise, see also cunt 2. ..

Quod

1. A person who is quod is someone who is queer and odd. Just an easier way to say it. Wow, you guys are so quod. See queer, stupid, dumb..

Pink Kink

1. female version of blue balls; female sexual frustrations After he came, he just fell asleep and left me with pink kink See blue balls,..

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