What is Scotty C?
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When you are hooking up with a chick on your buddy's bed while he is not there, then jizz all over the pillow and don't tell him. Then next time he goes to sleep he's got a face full of your nut.
Scott: <blows his load all over Rob's pillow because he had left for the winter break after hooking up with a chick he picked up at the bar>
Rob (Two weeks later): What the hell is this dry crusty shit on my pillow!!
Scott: <laughs to himself> You're layin on my Scotty C bitch!
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The act of imagining a former lover while masturbating
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