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When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast
Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious...
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Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well..
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Apparel worn to allow one to be intentionally mistaken as a lesbian.
I hardly recognized my girlfriend at the park. She was dressed hea..
