What is Scratching The Mccain Bus?
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A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.
Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.
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A girl who is only kept dangling by a guy whilst pursuing another, more attractive girl. Usually to have sex with when things go wrong.
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To masturbate or to jack somebody off.
Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!
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