Scratching The Mccain Bus

What is Scratching The Mccain Bus?

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A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

See masturbating, wanking, euphemism, mccain, bus

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