What is Screaming Metal Deathtrap?


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A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:

-cracked windshield

-windows that dont open

-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust

-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting

-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves

-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.

-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning

-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives

-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment

- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.

Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP

See toyota, grey, death, trap, doom, danger, bad, car, screaming, tom, steve


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