What is Scriv?
1.
A dirty bum, usually found wandering neighborhoods with the suburban yeti, throwing in bombs of that vanilla.
Scriv-"Hey, do you think you could buy me some longcut vanilla skoal from the corner store"
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2.
One cool motherfucker with immaculate taste in women, clothes, and humor. A smooth, likable, caring individual with an infectious personality and good looks to match. However, the Scriv does possess a dark side as its cold, calculating wit can be a valuable tool in exacting its revenge. While the Scriv is typically a peaceful, loving creature, when wronged it can become cruel, vindictive, sadistic, and downright coldhearted. However, don't fuck with him or her and you will enjoy one of the most honest, trustworthy, and loyal friends the human race has to offer. While the Scriv is occasionally wrong, it can be looked upon as a highly reliable resource, giving nearly always accurate advice and possessing an encyclopedia-like cache of knowledge and wisdom.
Damn, that Scriv sure is one useful dude.
I don't know what I'd do without a Scriv on my side.
Wow, I was really distressed when I found out my parents were getting a divorce, but then I talked to Scriv and everything was better.
Scriv? That's my nigga!
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3.
1. a term for a poor person
2. a blade much like a shiv, except used by younger and fatter people
3. a term for an arrogant player addicted to
1. watch out, there's a scriv about
2. i'm gonna stick you with my scriv
3. don't go out with him, he's scriv
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