Scroteus

What is Scroteus?

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:

1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.

2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.

3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.

pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}

This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!

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