Scrub Muffin

What is Scrub Muffin?

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"

margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

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