Scrub Muffin

What is Scrub Muffin?

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"

margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

Pizza Rolls

1. amazing little pizza motherfuckers that you can eat whenever the hell you want. even if you motherfuckingmother wont let you. dayummmm ..

Piddly-diddly Department

1. Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'! Random person 1: "I re..

Opportunavenger

1. Combination of an Opportunist and Scavenger. (oppor-tu-navenger) An opportunist will say “Hey, you gonna eat that?” a Scavenger will ea..

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