Scrub Muffin

What is Scrub Muffin?

a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option

cindy:"hey look at that guy over there"

margo: "ewww are you serious that guy's a total scrub muffin!"

Flat Stanley

1. The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants. I needed to check out his package, so..

Cooter Hook

1. penis, boy parts, pork sword He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!! See pork sword,..

Fullcock

1. A boy who has sex but never ejaculates. he just stores it up for months on end. Bobby tried it again last night. Yeah, hes a real Full..

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