Scruponions Edit Meaning

1. A penis in the act of becoming erect. Usually associated with homoeroticism and guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen. When Yngwie came on stage w..

1. To steal beer from unknowing victims, usually friends. Dude, I totally jevoned some beer last at the bar. It was sweet. See jevon, be..

1. Parents use this to track how many miles their kids drive without them knowing. Can be reset to cover tracks. Oh shit! I can't usi..