Scurlocked

What is Scurlocked?

1.

This happens if you get really wasted at a party and end up in bed with a lumpy sausage-shaped woman. When you scurry to the door you find that it is locked (hence scur+locked) and only she has the key. Thus you end up spending the night with said lumpy sausage woman. Shame on you.

Guy1: Fuck I was so high last nite I ended up with Fannie. I tried to leave but got scurlocked!

Guy2: Ahh sorry to hear that, dude. Theres some Lysol over there.

See run, arg, poor, doh, sorry
7

Random Words:

Zombie God
1. n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG. "i just got a new pc" "is it good"? "n..
Read more
W3rk
1. The place you go in order to save up money to buy the sword that you plan to use to kill your boss. Only three more days of w3rk my fri..
Read more
Afrodar
1. 1. n. The African-American social identifaction mechanism of the human and sometimes canine brain used to detect racial discrepencies in..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free