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when you give a man a blow job and they blow their load in your eye and it hardens and crusts and you have your eye brows and eye lashes..
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When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and ched..
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Is where you catch yours or someone elses solid turd, then freeze it in the freezer, then bang your old lady with it.
I gave my whore e..