Seagull Edit Meaning

1.

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizzin their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

See jizz, seagully

2.

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

See seagull, seagull manager, manager

3.

A manager or supervisor that glides or flies around the office doing nothing. Usually acts as if he/she is bugging his staff for a reason but the honest truth is simply that he has nothing to do, and wants to show non existant managerial skill.

The seagull is coming towards us, so be prepared for a ridiculous request that adds no value to you or your collegues.

See Initial-D

4.

Ca caaw ca caaw ca caaw!

" Ca caaw!!"

5.

A person who keeps bumming cigarettes etc. off you. A seagull (usually guy) may also hang aroung in the bars at closing time searhing for easy women.

Comment in the bar queue on guy bumming a cigarette off you: "Are there trash cans or what, because it seems that seagulls are flying around"

6.

When a man cums in his own hand and rubs it on someones face

fair play, you got seagulled haaaard

See cum, happy slap, gutted, nice

7.

yang- a person that would do anything for food

damn it yang stop eating mah food! Stop being a seagull

gang bang yang ching chong ching ding bang hang king lane dong

kingkong

See yang, change, bang, king, ding, mr jefferson