What is Seamster?
1.
A sexual act in which the "male" party is SO HORNY, he must rip the pants of the "female" party at the seams and insert his masculinity.
"HOLY SHIT! Did John just give Mary a seamster?" "Uh...Yeah."
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2.
A person wearing clothing such as Hollister, or any other type of 'prep' influenced style of clothing.
"Look at that seamster wearing hollister! What a fag."
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Used to describe any hairstyle.
John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.
If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-d..