Seasoned Penis

What is Seasoned Penis?


1.

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

2.

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

See Swift

3.

a penis in which for eating.

usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs

"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"

See Hakko


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