What is Sec?
1.
A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.
Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.
5 minutes later...
Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!
2.
Southeastern Conference. The most dominating conference in college football.
Pac-10 fan: "What is a fullback?"
Big Ten fan: "They only play real football in the SEC."
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3.
a football conference with a fan base that has nothing better to do then base the entirity of their existence on caring about a school they most likely did not attend. When SEC football fans arent being completely ignorant about football, they enjoy going to church 7 days a week, going to sleep at 8 o'clock at night, and watching tapes of past billy graham services. SEC fans also like to make fun of Ohio State and claim their superiority in college football, even though the Pac-10 conference has consistently kicked the shit out of SEC over the past several seasons. The SEC is also full of overrated NFL prospects such as Jamarcus Russel who only threw over 300 yards once in a college game and now, Matthew Stafford who has only a 53% completion percentage. Also when listening to an SEC fan speak, try to ignore how horrible their grammer is, as a majority of their sentences are double or even triple negatives. Evidently there are tigers in Louisiana and elephants in Alabama.
SEC fan- "Not nobody gonna beat the 'Tide this year no-how!"
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4.
Securities and Exchange Commission Lower than FEMA or FCC
whooped bunch of
hooty jahoos in the sec doing nothing butt sucking the american tax payer while the stock market burns & ceo's screw investors. And Bush doesn't have a clue what sec does!
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5.
short for second. Used when in a hurry.
Slut- Do you have a condom?
Mofo- One sec bitch ... shit it's broken.
6.
The a frustrating typo of "sex." The opposite can also apply.
I'll be back in a sex.
Let's go have sec.
7.
The SEC is the crap conference where they say Big Ten and Pac 10 sucks, because they beat Ohio State in the National Championship. (Ohio State is also crap by the way)
Anti-SEC fan:Oh I was watching the SEC get pwned by Big Ten and Pac-10 schools.
SEC fan: Ya right never happened...and if it did, prove it.
Anit-SEC fan: Okay, you asked for it...
Michigan - 41 > #12 Florida - 35
#12 California - 45 > #15 Tennessee - 31
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