Second Base Consolation Prize

What is Second Base Consolation Prize?

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This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.

Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.

See copping a feel, second base, petting

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