Secret Rendezvous Edit Meaning

1. This is what happens when you take a messy shit that your sphincter won't cut off. I had to use two rolls of toilet paper to take ..

1. The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania. The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office ..

1. The act of making passionate love to a cactus, or many cacti. After a long weekend of courting his new pet cactus it was finally time t..