Secret Service

What is Secret Service?


1.

When taking a female from behind, you pull out and spit on her back, then as she looks back you ejaculate in her ear causing her to put her hand up to her ear like a secret service agent covering his earpiece.

He gave her the secret service

2.

Men who guard the president of the united states.

they will take a bullet to the head for the president.

3.

While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.

Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!

See jizz, candy cane, anal, woman, jack

4.

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

See secret, service, ejaculation

5.

A gentleman's social club of which the members make it their life goal to tantrically masturbate in public.

I stood still for a moment, taking in his suddenly heavy breathing, his movements and the wild look in his eyes. A member of the Secret Service had infiltrated my bathroom


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