Secretard

What is Secretard?


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A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

See suckretary, stupid, lazy, butt pirate


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