What is Secretard?
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A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.
I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.
If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.
Secretards need not apply!
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When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.
Girl 1: How was the rink?..