What is Sega/nintendo Fanboy?
1.
A crazed almost violent fanboy that needs to bring down other fanboys systems to boost there confidence.
If encountered avoid at all costs.
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"Halo is the only good game on xbox wow nintendo they never repeat ideas"(one thousand mario games later)
"Sony is stupid they just get money kuz there system has a dvd player"
"MARIO IZ TEH ROXORZ LOLOL"
"METROID PRIME HAS SO MUCH BETTER MULTIPLAYER THEN HALO 2 BECAUSE HALO 2 IS MADE BY MICROSOFT AND IT MAY POLUTE MY BRAINS"
"THE SHIG IS MY GOD"
this is an example of a sega/nintendo Fanboy
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2.
A major problem, as are all fanboys. Like all fanboys, they rarely give a reason for their company's superiority, and if they do it's some antiviolence bullshit that either accuses the average Microsoft or Sony gamer of being violent and hating Nintendo for the lack of violence it provides. Although the gibberish that they spurt sometimes has a point, such as their most frequently used phrase that "Xbox has no (very few) fun games, they still ignore the fact that the Dreamcast was shunned, and that many of Sega's earlier systems were also poorly done, with the exception of a few games like Shinobi, and that the Gamecube was on the bottom of the charts during current generation. They will make the excuse, again, that we hate their systems because they don't provide enough violence, but when Resident Evil 4 (possibly one of the most violent and disturbing games of the current generation), it was a Gamecube exclusive. It was still a great game, but this took away their "Microsoft and Sony gamers are violent" line. They're just as much of a n00b as any other fanboy of any other system, and most gamers who meet them fantasize about a video game character (usually Master Chief a la VG Cats) brutally murdering the fanboy. Fanboys give all gamers a bad name.
SEGA/Nintendo fanboy:OMGXBOX SUX!!!11 NINTENDO PWNS PS2 LOL IF U DONT LIKE NINTENDO OMGSHUTUP YOU FAGGOT!1!!
(Master Chief sticks a plasma grenade to fanboy)
(Grenade explodes)
Fanboy:OW!!FUK U!!1!!11
(Master Chief drives up in Warthog)
Master Chief:Now run, little piggy, run.
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3.
The rarest and smartest form of
A normal fanboy will say that the company they like is better then the others without giving a reason. SEGA/Nintendo Fanboys like SEGA and Nintendo because they make great games and don't add stupid features to their consoles.
Alternate spelling: Nintendo/SEGA fanboy
Xbox fanboy: XBOX PWNS!!! IT HAS WICKED GRAPHICS!!!
Sony Fanboy: NO NO NO!!!111 XBOX DOESNT HAV ITS OWN HANDHELD!!!!! PSP PWNS!!!
Me (SEGA/Nintendo Fanboy): Uh, sorry but the Xbox may have superior graphics but it hardly has any fun games, and evn less exclusive fun games. And the PSP is crap because Sony have crammed too many features onto it, while a Nintendo DS is innovative and has fun games. When it comes to games SEGA and Nintendo make the best ones because they're fun. Nintendo is regarded as "kiddy" by you stupid Xbox and Sony fanboys because their games don't have loads of violence.
Xbox fanboy: NINTENDO SUCK XBOX HAS BETTER GRAPHICS AND HAS HALO!!!!
