Seizure Penis

What is Seizure Penis?

1. An out of control Penis

2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.

2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

See premature ejaculation, premo, speedy

Soap Dick

1. When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings..

Zalman

1. a guy wearing his shorts rediculously. Zalman, he's got shorts reaching his knees..

Tanning Bed

1. A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster. I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed. See tan, tanning, tano..

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