Self Handy

What is Self Handy?

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

See masturbation, jack off, beat off, choking the chicken, whacking it

Quantato

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Bestiality Deflection

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Yasou

1. to dance naked in your room for 24 hours while listening to ace of base. i always yasou before school...

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