Self Serve

What is Self Serve?

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

See masturbation, self, serve, sex, bad, swear, gizz

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

See my bad, no worries

The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better

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